the silence in a conversation when all other parties feel that someone else should be talking, yet no one does. Usually happens directly after a weird comment is made or between two partners on a date.
by Confused Desi December 10, 2006
When you masterbate in you bathroom, and you are constantly cock blocked by a family member that wants to shit. They will yell, knock, pretty much suck the mood right out of you, and if they yell and knock hard enough, you will just cum all over the place, so in a sick sense, you couldve finished to your, baby sister, little sister, little brother, baby brother, mother, father, grandma, grandpa, uncles and aunts! you couldve finished to their voices, makin you a freak!
Guy 1 (jacking off) O yeah! Almost done
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!
Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)
Mom: What was that?
Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.
Mom: What?
Guy 1: NOthing...
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!
Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)
Mom: What was that?
Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.
Mom: What?
Guy 1: NOthing...
by UN-luckyJACKER69 March 16, 2010
When you are overcome with an uncomfortable situation that can leave you feeling slightly embarrassed and wished you had a remote control for your life to hit the fast forward button.
by asappossible May 10, 2016
the awkward antlers, are you shitting me?
by guernica January 14, 2008
I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
by Conbus71 February 17, 2008
-Awkward moment
-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"
-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"
-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"
-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)
-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)
-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)
-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)
-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
by chillwill123 March 26, 2009
Of or pertaining to a phenomenon that often occurs in the minds of mentally challenged individuals that causes them to fabricate meaningless terms (usually sexual in nature.) These non existent terms have no meaning and are often inserted in casual conversation by the challenged individual in an attempt to fit into uncomfortable social situations where they often have little or no intelligence to contribute.
I work with a guy who needs to get on medication for his Awkward Seminar, he always says the most meaningless stuff and nobody knows what he is talking about.
by Rack 33 September 21, 2009