awkward porcupine

In a case of an awkward situation, just bust out an awkward porcupine and everything will be alright.
To whip this out first
interlock your fingers
then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.
While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound

When Kyle accidentaly mentioned that he had a third nipple and he was really a girl his friends went silent; his friend scott busted out an awkward porcupine. Everyone started cracking up totally forgetin this new info about Kyle

by big woody December 30, 2007

Awkwa-rad

When something is both awkward and rad/epic/awesome/etc. at the same time.

"Dude, that was so awkward! She's barely 16!"
"Nah man, did you see her? Forget awkward, that was Awkwa-rad!"

by Awkward Cullen July 19, 2009

Awkward Box

The annoying box underneath your Facebook profile underneath your picture. People tend to put awkward lyrics that they believe "define them." Others put inside jokes that would only make sense to one other person. Facebook Stalkers are often made uncomfortable by what's in them.

Stalker 1: Hey did you see the lyrics in Joe's awkward box.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.

Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.

by awkwardlife December 29, 2009

Relationship Awkwardness

When your watching tv with your boyfriend/ girlfriend and something sexuall happens on a comercial, movie, or tv show.

Relationship Awkwardness happens when your sitting next to your wife and a Victorias Secret comercial comes on and you can't look away

by wikipedia guy October 25, 2010

awkward pee dance

A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.

Aidan, what do you do when you feel awkward?
Awkward Pee Dance.

by Hinnnd January 19, 2009

Awkward Inch

showing an inch of stomach because of what your wearing.either a short/small shirt or low cut jeans.

you know how when u wear a small shirt or low cut jeans ur stomach sorta shows?like an inch of it?yeah.thats an awkward inch cause it shouldnt be there but it is.awkwardly..

by vampireppl11 February 12, 2009

Awkward e-Silence

The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.

Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*

by pseudomoney April 6, 2010