This is the act in which you roll up into a ball during masturbation and right before you ejaculate, you immediately insert a bowling pin into your anus, and then proceed to blow your load onto your own face.
by RUSTY MCNUTT July 27, 2009
Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^
by Dave October 10, 2004
'aaah, i got razorburn!'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
'...ah.'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
'...ah.'
by Rosie_The_Gambler October 21, 2006
by KY March 02, 2004
When you jack off in your hand and slap someone on the face. It's australian because it comes "from down under."
by Chris the Waterwoody August 22, 2006
The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.
Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"
"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"
"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"
"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"
"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"
by The Puppeteer September 21, 2007
by LordMaster May 23, 2008