Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021

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Astronaut in the ocean

A song lyric in the song astronaut in the ocean.

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean!

by SUSSY BAKA BESTIE June 17, 2021

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astronautnagito

astronautnagito Is a super cool and nice mutual on tiktok that you should totally befriend <3

“Hey do you know astronautnagito ?”
“Yeah ! Their super cool, I love them !.”

by washerewas July 12, 2021

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Astronaut

A man or woman who enters a vehicle known as a spaceship or aircraft to fly all the way to space

Kid: I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!

by Cowlookingass5262 August 16, 2021

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astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.

You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style

by Dizzycord March 9, 2022

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A person who typically has no aeronautics formal training yet is well versed and informed on the subject of space exploration; especially when it deals with historical space missions. A NASA mascot, fanboy, space themed social media influencer (i.e. - TikTok, Instagram)

The TikTok AstroNOT makes informative videos on space and astronauts, yet has never been to space & is NOT employed by NASA.

by TikTok AstroNOT August 2, 2022

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