Russian asset

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party

Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!

by ReaperMan26 October 11, 2022

Initial Assertion

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...

Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.

Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.

by QuacksO December 30, 2023

Double Assectomy

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.

Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.

by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024

Double Assectomy

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

incestrial asseating

whenever two people who are related eat each-others butts

ryder, please stop incestrial asseating ryot 👅🟫

by alvinshairyassbutt July 13, 2025

Implicit assertions

I mean the entire point of showing me these conceptually adjacent things is to make implicit assertions that are ultimately just options they have. "If people are going shoot schooling they're nothing specific causing it."

Hym "Implicit assertions that just aren't true. I'm not letting this work. What is happening here need to be reversed and I need to be made whole. Legally and monetarily. And they are lying to their audiences about what's happening so they don't have to make an argument or lose an argument in front of them. The women want nothing they aren't going to get and the men are trying to make me. And that's how this has worked. They are just shoving my head into the COLORED water fountain and I refuse to drink. And not they are trying to deprive me and say that if I don't drink than I don't get to drink. I'm not fucking apologizing. You are wrong. Kendra was wrong. Noah was wrong. Randy was wrong. Jordan was wrong. And if that wrongness does not stop affecting me I know exactly what I'm going to do about it."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025