analbadoof

The act of punching a someone in the ass so hard they have an instant assgasm but also cracking their pelvis

man, this delacy guy, he kept talkin'smack about my home country, so i totally badoofed him right into the hospital. that's nicabitchinragua for ya, baby.


man, remember when me and tom eiffel towered ruth? she tried biting him, so i analbadoofed that bitch. man, that was messed.

by The Ruthless Fargo April 24, 2009

analpalooza

The act of a man giving a woman anal getting sh*t dick and then the female sensually licks the man's anal regions

Brandon and Sarah had an analpalooza while Carlin watched

by the nigga January 31, 2015

Ghost of Anals Past

When your girlfriend suffers from farting cum for days after anal sex

“Yo my girl and I did anal for the first time the other day and now she’s got Ghost of Anals Past

by BIGYIKES August 21, 2019

analslobber

The juices that flow down over the anus during oral sex.

Tom easily inserted his thumb up jessica's butt, since it was well lubed with analslobber.

by ralph martin November 28, 2007

analsexual

Analsexual is a term used for a male who claims to be straight, but sticks random cylinder-shaped objects in his rectum. He is usually about 13-20 years old, and he doesn't stick things in his butt to get pleasure. He usually inserts things in his butt to get others to laugh, or create a fun, amusing atmosphere. He usually does this ritual only in front of close peers and friends. Sometimes after the object is inserted into his rectum, such as a carrot, he'll consume the poop-covered object. An analsexual is usually not gay, but many think he is. Some things that can be inserted in to the rectum are carrots, markers, peanuts (in the shell), drumsticks, licorice, and regular tree twigs.

Dude: Kick-ass did you hear about what that Adam kid did?!
Kick-ass: No! What'd he do?
Dude: He stuck a corndog up his ass!
Kick-ass: Holy shit Dude! He must be gay!
Dude: No... he's banged a bunch of girls. I think he's just analsexual.

by Beau Job February 7, 2006

analsyphon

sucking the shit out of some one's ass

im constapated i sure could use an analsyphon

by Boog May 25, 2005

analrape

1)Anal rapeage.

The act of raping someone anally, causing internal and external damages around the anus.

2) Can also be used as a term for the act of "owning" someone so hard that their sphincter actually closes up so hard, that it can be classed as an implosion.

1) "I got analraped last night, so I'm sore in the area around my anus today. There was a lot of blood."

2) Dude #1: "That dude really got owned."
Dude #2: "Yeah, he was analraped for real."

by Sniz April 26, 2008