America's Most Wanted Douche Bag

This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.

As a general warning:

In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.

To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.

by Dedicated Behavioral Biologist June 24, 2010

American Fag

American Fag is the red, white, and blue speedo wearing homosexual at the beach on the fourth of July.

Look at that patriotic homosexual over there; he sure is an American Fag in his Betsy Ross speedo.

by DMack2018 March 16, 2018

american scum

1) Americans in general

2) Americans being american

"Your such american scum!" She cried.

by BigBoyBum December 13, 2018

All-American Eagle Rejects

Clothes from American Eagle that you don't buy because they don't fit or you don't like them. Based off of the band, "The All-American Rejects"

Vicky- So did you buy that green sweater?

Sandy- No, it ended up being an All-American Eagle Reject.

Stacy- Those clothes are All-American Eagle Rejects, can you go put them back?

Leah- Sure thing.

by Nancy Drew 5000 September 5, 2009

Haitian American

A person who holds American nationality but has Haitian ethnicity

I’m considered to be a Haitian American since I was born in the United States but both my parents are natives from Haiti - Ex 1

I was born abroad in Haiti to American parents which automatically gave me U.S citizenship at birth therefore I’m considered a Haitian American - Ex 2

I originally came to the United States as a Haitian immigrant but after living here for 5 years as a permanent resident I was able to naturalize and become an American citizen; therefore I am now considered a Haitian American - Ex 3

by Jaiden373 May 17, 2021

Radio Freek America

See RFA.

"This is Dual, and you're listening to Radio Freek America."

by @®©1-1@/\/GE1_ January 31, 2004

American Mcgee's Alice

A game centering on a young adult (Alice) who finds herself in the strange and twisted place of Wonderland. As a child, she lost her parents in a house fire and blames herself for not being able to save them. Wonderland is a familiar place for Alice, as she read the books and dreamed of it as a child. She returns to fight her inner-demons that take form as familiar Lewis Carrol characters such as; the Jabberwocky, the Mad Hatter, and the Queen of Hearts. Best... Game... Ever!

I have played American Mcgee's Alice ten times; I am addicted because it is amazing.

I am in love with American Mcgee's Alice.

by AMA-Obsessed April 7, 2010