He's the sweetest angel you'll ever meet. He's funny, cute and loyal. He's the kindest soul you'll ever meet. Being in his presence will make you feel safe and calm. He has got a cute smile, big doe eyes, and very kissable lips that taste like coffee (I love coffee). He's soft but he can get possessive and jealous and he's really hot when he's possessive about someone. His Girlfriend/Wife is probably the luckiest person in the whole world.
" Alvin is the love of my life"
by pookie_possum November 19, 2023
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He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
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MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
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All go no quit when it comes to shenanigans, malarkey, and tom-foolery. Slightly accident prone. Extreme to the max.
All go no quit when it comes to shenanigans, malarkey, and tom-foolery. Slightly accident prone. Extreme to the max.
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