Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.

"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."

by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023

Alvin

A diffrent breed boy with a small dick that wont admit it.

Someone: How big is you d

Alvin: 6 inches ;)
Someone: Thats c-a-p cap!

by Aestheticdaddy October 18, 2021

Alvin

horrible horrible person. omega. lower than omega. even worse. yes. okay.

Girl 1: Do you know Alvin?
Girl 2: yeah he's such a omega

by fkenfklnerklllllllllf September 9, 2021

ALVIN

An FAG married to JESSICA but dated BIANCA, KATRINA and HANAHA.
Slept with TAURIEN DALEY though.

Why are you being such an ALVIN!!
SAM: because we all lived with ALVIN LOL

by THAI 💩 April 27, 2025

Alvin Sin

adj.
Hypocritical.

I don't care about how you studied physics until 3 a.m. last night. You're so Alvin Sin!

by pigson April 7, 2024

Alvin

Alvin is a chubby cat , very sleepy and sometimes he could be energetic, he doesn't complain or meow to much

"Hey what's your cat's name"
"Alvin"
"What breed is he"
"chubby"

by chaseissitnky12345678910 May 27, 2022

Alvin

Let's just say, Alvin is very...interesting.
Many times, You will catch him staring deep into the mirror, admiring his hair, or examining his face. Alvin also has a strange obsession with things that aren't necessarily his. Alvin is also very tall.

"Have you seen my mirror?"

"Alvin has it again."

by ghiblifan March 10, 2022