alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.

Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*

by Sid Barrett September 4, 2007

Compton alarm clock

Police sirens.

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.

by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009

Lunk Alarm

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.

*drops a weight accidentally*
Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*

by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022

alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006

ALVARO

Alvaro

Usually the GOAT of the family and is very into Narcos and Marijuana. An Alvaro is smart & creative and is always chasing the GUALA!

by Theyoung32 January 2, 2018

sex alarm

When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work

Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?

Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !

by unico2525 September 14, 2010

alvarez

a name that automatically means awesome, atractive, intelligent, and ridiculously talented. people with this name are often envied and loved.

OMG! You're an Alvarez?! *bows down*

by mellysha32 June 21, 2008