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Altadena Firehose

When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.
Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.
by Kdirt May 27, 2021
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Altair

Altair lives are usually filled with drama but they’re actually pretty cool. They’re tall, perfect, nice, beautiful, and have amazing personality traits, they are loyal & trustworthy.
That girl is loyal
Must be an Altair”
by <333333:) January 22, 2022
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Altair

creaming for him
Altair makes me cream I mean scream
by Milf4652 December 9, 2021
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altaccountig5

altaccountig5 is very gay
by watcherofgayporn69 April 11, 2022
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Altage

Identifying as an age that cannot be represented by a single numerical value. Some examples would be agequeer, agefluid, and demi-transage. Also the name of a Tumblr user who talks about transage.
Transage is different than transgender. They have some terms that are similar but also differ with other terms. Instead of nonbinary, there is altage.
by Shugunou February 11, 2023
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altagirlfriend

An altagirlfriend, alta-girlfriend or altaic girlfriend, is basically a girlfriend, but not officially, both of the individuals know that they are partners, but not officially.
This kind of relationship is romantic and/or sexual, but even platonic sometimes.
It's a more affective halfway between alterous and queerplatonic attraction, even though, this, isn't a type of attraction, it's just amorous attraction but not while being officially being together.
Someone who has an altagirlfriend, is not allowed to have an actual girlfriend (except if the couple is polyamorous or the other partner consents), because it counts as cheating.
John: Is that your girlfriend?
Mark: No, she's just my altagirlfriend!
by Nevis Taiga August 31, 2023
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Spedacinni Altardo

A bastardized version of the dish fetucinni alfredo in which a retard has more than likely smeered his boogers and cum into.
Hey Tony dont go over to that special education kids house or youre gonna get stuck there eating spedacinni altardo with extra ass cheese.
by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 7, 2022
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