ALooney

A man who is so shy and childish that if his mother was to have sex in front of him he would not know what her vajina is and would also giggle at the fact she has one

I was fucking an asian chick and her roommate came in he is such an ALooney he just laughed at it

by Kingbob257 August 20, 2019

Spiced Almond

IS BOSS! spiced almond is a person who is of darker skin color who breaks all stereotypes. they are one of a kind down to earth and are tooo much fun. they are absolutely perfect at everything they do. They are god's greatest creation... to point out a spiced almond person according to society they fall under the category of African american. they speak very proper. they are attractive and their personality blows your mind. they also have a tail. this species is very rare so if you find a spiced almond person CHERISH AND LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! there are only 50 spiced almond people living in the US.

*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.

i wish my chick was spiced almond

by jafar1324 October 27, 2010

almond joy shawty

those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside

yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!

by hawafrican man October 25, 2009

almond eater

Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.

That almond eater won't stop staring at us.

He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.

by YourMotherHo February 4, 2010

Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

by Panda Bear 43 October 22, 2020

girls that eat almonds

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.

Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

Almond

By far one of the worst nuts in existence. Coming across an almond in a bag of trail mix is like the almond fucking you up the ass and not even giving you a reach around.

I ate that Almond, now my ass hurts.

by TheCashew April 17, 2006