algebra

A subject that mathematicians pursue when they wish they were doing English instead.

Mathematician: I'm doing algebra today.
English Student: Why didn't you do English if you want to play with letters?
Mathematician: I ask myself that question every day...

by The Great Duke May 17, 2005

algebra

noun. a new and clever way in torturing kids that was made 1000's of years ago on the sole purpose of understanding our universe. little did the creator know, he had truly unleashed the worlds biggest terror which has left the largest impact on our society. in comparison to the holocost, world war 1 and 2, and bush, algebra screws them all. This form of torture shall reign throught our nation for centuries until it is discoverd to be desguised as a clever learning experince but really has no shitty reason at all.

ive had bad nightmares of being chased, hunted down, wounded by arrows, then sliced to death which was pretty terrifing as I woke up in a swet, but when I dreamed about algebra and the fear of repeating it, my bed was soaked in swet. what a novel idea of torture. the inquisiton is up there but not near. chinese water torture comes close. but if you were really to compare algebra to other methods of torture, the other methods would be the tortis and the hare on race day. and algebra would be the man who shot them and had them for dinner.

by Rat Allen May 20, 2005

Garth Algar

Refers to "Garth Algar" from waynes world.

When someone does something so radical and awesume

Dude, that was so Garth Algar!

by Slintbug December 11, 2004

algebra

The people that hate it do so because most of those people won't grow up and use it in their lives anyway! The schools assume everyone is going to be a scientist or a programmer or something, and force it upon them as a required class, when it should be optional. Most people forget all the algebra they learned by the time they're in their 30s.

Most average kids fail algebra because their parents forgot it and cannot help them with it.

by Arch-E May 14, 2005

Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010

algebraic

Very cool, awesome. It helps if said in a faux- 90's teen voice.

That concert last night was algebraic, dude.

by Banana Burger May 28, 2009

Algebra

The worst and most stupid subject ever made.

My dumbass Algebra 2 teacher is assigning this brainless material.

by AdomC March 14, 2015