alcoballs

Having your balls grow 10x larger by consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.

* Steve thought he could fuck up anyone at the bar due to his alcoballs.
* Steve's alcoballs couldn't help him when the whole bar jumped him.
* Steve needed alcoballs to talk to the pretty blonde by the bar.

by Nas Nasir October 22, 2008

Alch-Calc

Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.

Damn, I drank like a fish last night! My Alch-Calc is 25 hours!

by Tomicus April 6, 2009

Alcoholympics

The non-athlete participation in the Olympics that includes drinking excessively everyday whether there is an appropriate Olympic event to cheer or not.

Participants compete in Alcoholympics by drinking $9 beers at clubs/pubs or pour hard liquor into a mix and crowding the streets chanting things like "whoooooooooooooo Canada!" or "CA NA DA CA NA DA" over and over.

"I'm going to get at least a Bronze but Mark's 2010 Alcoholympic dream is over for tonight... cop just smell tested his Big Gulp and poured it out".

by TylerDurden44 February 22, 2010

Alcahol

(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.

“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”

“My body, my choice.”

*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*

“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”

by BigGreasyCumstain July 2, 2021

alcohore

a woman thats a slut/whore when she is intoxicated.

"That girl sucked my dick last night when she was drunk and I didn't even know her"-Jim
"Damn...she must have been an alcohore"-Lyle

by Campbell K March 2, 2006

alcohol

Liquid Panty Remover

"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."

by Miss Mandi June 11, 2006

alcoholic

A person who always feels two drinks behind.

"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"

by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009