AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

AirPods

Ew

Virgin: Hey man look at my new AirPods

Chad: ew beats are better

by Penisfucker69 December 5, 2020

Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020

airpod

something poor people buy because the cant afford the cord/what that one faggot in your class uses to look "Gucci"

"Bro, are those airpod? Have you ever heard of a cord?"

by doge kid January 6, 2021

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021

Angry Airpods

AirPods That are big mad.

YeetLord69: Hol' up, my Angry AirPods are acting up.

Memer: Ight i'll wait.

by MemerGoSHEESH! May 13, 2021

The airpods case

2 girls with big titties but no ass tied up together.

Those 2 girls I met a the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

(Girls with no ass but titties tied up together)
Thats The airpods case.

by browniegang123 July 4, 2025