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marijuana addiction

The condition of being addicted to marijuana; found only in unicorns, winged frogs, and other figments of an overactive imagination.
Tom: My buddy Apollo has such a raging marijuana addiction, he can barely keep his job.
Sarah: Oh? What does he do?
Tom: He drives the magical flaming chariot that carries the sun across the sky every day, duh.
by leppa polkky May 4, 2011
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addiction

Addiction
by JackandBlood February 5, 2010
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Addiction

The true definition of the nature of addiction, lies phonetically within the word itself - A Dick in Action!
The thinking behind this is similar to the etymology of Assume - an ASS out of U and ME. Although addiction was probably not created this way - we cannot be sure - it sure made me laugh at least.
by Smellis Dorkins June 14, 2010
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black cock addiction

A wide-spread phenomenon in white women, who lust after big black cocks. Their white boyfriends can't satisfy them with their tiny dicks so they find a black stud with at least 8 inches between his legs. They sneak off whenever they get the chance and suck his hard ebony dick, then they spread their legs to take his length in their wet, eager pussies.
Chris often wondered where Sarah had gone. She would never admit it but she was bending over Jerome's car getting a pussyful of spunk. Yeah, she had the black cock addiction real bad.
by Ted Blackberry May 7, 2009
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Crypto Addiction

A high-tech term for hardcore gamblers or speculators who have made trading in digital currencies their god—some common symptoms are Trump-like lying, getting into massive debt, and insomnia.
Luxury rehabs are doing brisk business treating crypto addiction patients, by changing them exorbitantly—common treatments involve yoga, acupuncture, massage, and medication.
by Fasters February 5, 2023
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Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have
sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.
by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021
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audition

A sick and twisted Japanese film indeed. Mind that it is horror/thriller.

A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.
Want to see someone lapping over someone's vomit? See "Audition".
by Pleakley May 2, 2005
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