adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

Abdel Elgamel Moment

When you say something that you think is tuff or important but you end up sounding like a dumb arab

“You know what makes me really mad? It’s when people talk about my girl”

“Haha that’s an Abdel Elgamel Moment”

by joyboyluffy October 19, 2023

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

Adael

The Greatest Motherfucker that ever lived
The Epitome of Awesomeness
People faint when they hear the name Adael
A very smart and stylish fella

Damn that guy Adael is awesome he just rescued 21 people from a burning building while he was having sex

by AIJ February 5, 2010

Abdelsalam

Someone with one hell of eyelashes...will come in handy now that you'll be shedding some tears...for ur one that got away.

Well nvm abdelsalam

by YourKindAsshole September 12, 2018

chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

by St. John October 2, 2007

Serial Adder

Blogs or online journals created for the sole purpose of adding thousands of people to their friends-list. Their reasons differ from creator to creator, but they almost always spark a negative reaction from people who're being added

On livejournal: iaddubcuzican

by _plasticcastle April 11, 2004