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asplode

verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)

A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.

It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.

Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*

"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
by TerraGamerX March 10, 2009
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Asperger's Syndrome

A neurological disorder with a variety of symptoms. It is a milder form of autism.

One who has Asperger's (often shortned to AS) is likely to have social difficulties, and may experience speech delays or problems with motoric skills.

It is important to understand that there is a spectrum, where one can have mild AS or severe AS, and most symptoms can be mild or severe as well.

People with AS have a tendency to be loners due to social difficulties. They may have trouble making eye contact, starting conversations, or they will obsess over a certain subject.

A list of all symptoms would be long and is more fitting to an encyclopedia or psycological handbook than a dictionary.

People with Asperger's Syndrome are not neccesarily less intelligent as stereotypes would have one believe.
He has trouble making friends because he has Asperger's Syndrome.
by Michael Stuart August 1, 2008
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I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.
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Aspersion

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Comes from the Latin word "Aspersio," which has a double meaning.

1. A derogatory remark or criticism
2. To asperse, or "sprinkle" holy water.
"Don't cast aspersions on my honesty."
by Forcy April 1, 2008
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Aspen

a boy who is goregous and, like the tree he's named after, literally glows when he talks about something he's passionate about. usually gay.
Aspen is the best gay I've ever met.
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Aspen

Amazing cute girl thats fun to talk to :D. Can easily become a great friend and doesn't take long to trust her.
Wow....I has an aspen :DD
by kljgnkrjengoern April 18, 2011
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Aspen

A very nice, beautiful girl who can make you laugh and feel happy. you will have a lot in common with this girl and would be a fool to let this friend slip away. it is very hard not to get lost in her eyes.
by MarioOnGameboy January 16, 2011
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