a person whos pre-occupation is to consume large quantities of alcohol on a regular basis,but who's body cant cope as well as an alcoholic's can, creating a distasteful, un-artwotrhy perfomance of drunken bliss.
by Ryan Cairns September 18, 2003
To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.
Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009
An Extremely over-the-top-Totally-way-cool groovey Chick or Dude that can clean your sorry ass up and make you presentable to the world whether it be in your own mini world or beyond.
My Hair Artist worked magic on my locks today, I felt like a blank canvas when I arrived for my hair session and then my tresses were magically transformed and now its all about the sweet hair crush with visions of colors dancing through my head.
Hair Stylist Artist of Hair Barber Barberette Haircut Cool Hair Care Hair Crush Love at First Cut Sweet Hair Thang
Hair Stylist Artist of Hair Barber Barberette Haircut Cool Hair Care Hair Crush Love at First Cut Sweet Hair Thang
by DBABE50 April 15, 2014
Autistic- As derived from the regional pronunciation of the North Eastern United States (Most predominantly in the areas surrounding Southern Boston) in which the letter "R" when preceded by an "A" is often unpronounced and replaced with the sound "Ah" such as car (Cah), bar (Bah) and in this case Artistic (Ah-tistic).
Mary O'Boston: You should meet Tommy, he is wicked autistic.
Danielle California: Oh I am so sorry to hear that!
Mary O'Boston: Me too, he will nevah make any money at it.
Danielle California: Wait... Autistic or Boston artistic?
Danielle California: Oh I am so sorry to hear that!
Mary O'Boston: Me too, he will nevah make any money at it.
Danielle California: Wait... Autistic or Boston artistic?
by RedimusSixpence January 18, 2011
Some one who has square, plastic framed glasses, owns a guitar and always holds a paintbrush.
Scarf and herbal cigarettes are optional, but preferred.
Scarf and herbal cigarettes are optional, but preferred.
1: "Wow, who's that douche playing a guitar with a paintbrush while doing hookah?"
2: "Nononono, man. He's chill, he's an indie artist."
1: "Oh WOW! Now I wish I was him. What song is he playing?"
2: "I dunno, it's probably some really underground folksy song from the Juno Sountrack."
1: "Whoa..."
2: "Nononono, man. He's chill, he's an indie artist."
1: "Oh WOW! Now I wish I was him. What song is he playing?"
2: "I dunno, it's probably some really underground folksy song from the Juno Sountrack."
1: "Whoa..."
by Ho'nique D June 22, 2008
When an aspiring musician or artist is given an exemption from having a nice car or apartment during a courtship of a girl.
"Kelly your new friend is kind of a loser!" It's ok he is releasing a mixtape pretty soon so he gets an artist's exemption.
by Drama21 February 19, 2012
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