Apeldoorn

unlike the definition above, this one is real. Apeldoorn is a town in the netherlands in the province: gelderland. its surrounded by a beatutiful forrest (National park) the Veluwe. it has around 150k inhabitants. if u wanna know more l2 look @ wikipedia :D

just want to make sure u dont think its a girl or sometin or whatever it said above....

hey do you live in apeldoorn?

no but I live closeby.

u like it there?

yea its nice, nice nature and stuff but the houses are damn ugly.

by reddiebombasticftw February 21, 2011

Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.

Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!

by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013

apfelschmerz

noun: the dissatisfaction that arises when one realizes one's Apple® product is not only imperfect (e.g. gets too hot), but would in any case fail to make one happy. Usually addressed (but not ultimately relieved) by purchasing another Apple® product.

"What's wrong with Joe?" "Just apfelschmerz. His phone isn't new anymore."

by hasselvlad September 12, 2013

Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant

Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt

by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014

Apell

Everyone with the last name Apell are really great and cool guys who get 10000s of chicks!

Hey, Apell! how's it going?

by akag September 24, 2018

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

appeal to difficulty

A fallacy that claims that "a more difficult method of doing something is objectively better than a simpler method of doing the same thing".

An example of the appeal to difficulty is when you submit a Python-related question on Stack Overflow, only for the first answer to be a cuck chiding you for not using a more difficult language like C or C++.

by yammock November 30, 2021