by Big George September 19, 2005
A subtype of the psilocybe cubensis Mushroom known as "Albino Penis Envy" Typically shortened to APES. Usually, 2.5x the potency of cubensis
Asked to buy some shrooms, dude gave me these apes. Said these little Weinersare strong asf and to enjoy my vacation. Said cubes aint nothing on the apes
by Spore20 January 31, 2021
by heulendude April 16, 2016
"they made changes at the zoo yesterday the black people and the apes now share the same cage....i even saw one of them niggas muchin on a feces sandwich"
by mike and dave!! February 24, 2005
This is an emoticon, or 'smiley' such as :), :(, or ^_^. Its a guy sticking a finger in his/her open mouth as if to say "Blechh!" The : is the eyes. The < is the top of the mouth. The A is the finger, and the P is the bottom of the mouth with the tounge hanging out. This emoticon can be used to express dislike or disgust in something. It's recommended that you dont use it though, because it is VERY rarely used and people probably wont be able to figure out what the heck it is anyways.
Yujiki: Hey look at this ugly picture of our repulsive classmate whose name I shall not say
Shirou: Oh, ew, his face is so hideous!!! :<AP
Yujiki: Whoa watch out, you're gonna sit on that huge gum wad on your chair
Shirou: Yuck!!! :<AP :<AP :<AP!!! Thanks for warning me!
Shirou: Oh, ew, his face is so hideous!!! :<AP
Yujiki: Whoa watch out, you're gonna sit on that huge gum wad on your chair
Shirou: Yuck!!! :<AP :<AP :<AP!!! Thanks for warning me!
by Yujiki February 08, 2006
1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
- or -
Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
- or -
Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
- or -
Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
- or -
Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
- or -
Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
- or -
Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
- or -
Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
- or -
Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
by scorpionmintred October 22, 2008
A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.
by Burgeh August 15, 2013