also known as autism lite and classified as a mental disorder, adhd causes lack of focus on lame things. people with adhd are an enigma to people without it. they seem unable to focus during lectures or work. they're always looking out the window, cracking their knuckles or shaking their legs as if they're addicted to distractions. among every person with adhd, there are a handful of activities they are exceptional in and will never lose focus. they may even lose sleep or skip meals over these activities.
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
people with adhd make me mad because everyone seems to like them and not me
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
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Apparently "not focusing" has something to do with ADHD, but that idea was probably made by dweebs who can't get the ladies- more like "not fucking" amirght??? In all seriousness ADHD has been speculated to affect neurotransmitters in the prefrontal cortical area and the basal ganglia which is like dopamine and noradrenaline and that wacky science stuff. Seriously have you heard of this shit? Dopamine is like the reward chemical for the brain and a dopamine deficiency can lead to things like depression and schizophrenia, but then like a lack of serotonin is depression and dopamine and serotonin are opposites?? I dunno ya'll gotta read up on this shit I'm telling you, absolutely bonkers.
Oh whoops sorry, got distracted, happens a lot actually. No clue why either.
Apparently "not focusing" has something to do with ADHD, but that idea was probably made by dweebs who can't get the ladies- more like "not fucking" amirght??? In all seriousness ADHD has been speculated to affect neurotransmitters in the prefrontal cortical area and the basal ganglia which is like dopamine and noradrenaline and that wacky science stuff. Seriously have you heard of this shit? Dopamine is like the reward chemical for the brain and a dopamine deficiency can lead to things like depression and schizophrenia, but then like a lack of serotonin is depression and dopamine and serotonin are opposites?? I dunno ya'll gotta read up on this shit I'm telling you, absolutely bonkers.
Oh whoops sorry, got distracted, happens a lot actually. No clue why either.
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Attention-defeicit hyperactivity disorder or better known as ADHD is a mental disorder that affects an individual’s ability to focus causing them to move around more frequently. They may also have trouble controlling their impulsive behaviors.
ADHD is very, very overlooked :/
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Get the ADHD CC mug.1. A diagnosis given to children when parents want to sedate their children with amphetamines.
2. When children aren't normal, yet also don't fulfill the criteria for learning disabilities, mental illnesses or autism.
3. Someone with no attention span.
2. When children aren't normal, yet also don't fulfill the criteria for learning disabilities, mental illnesses or autism.
3. Someone with no attention span.
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