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Abel

Terrible solipsistic people who suceed arbitrarily.
Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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abel

preppy woman with beautiful hairstyles
abel is a baby feeb
by tw33ie May 23, 2025
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Abel

An Abel is typically a gay person that has an unhealthy obsession with video games and anime
Man your really being an Abel right now
by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 1, 2023
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Abel

Abel is the most romantic man on earth he's heart warming, he makes you feel like your floating in love he's funny and fun to be around. One thing about an Abel is that he's very handsome, to good to be true and nomatter where he may stand he needs his queen Laura the one and only love of his life. She's the most beautiful loyal woman and when she loves she loves with all her soul Laura's a fighter for love, will be chaotic to get it until she's at peace with her one and only king Abel. They are twin flames since as old as time. Abel is and will forever live as the great alpha he is.
King Abel loves his Laura
by OneHeart11:11 July 31, 2022
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Abel

A stud who fucks girls in the ass backwards.
by Abel Johnson June 12, 2022
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