Patrick

A man that calls bullshit to this post that Austin has beautiful eyes. Your eyes are average at best, mother fucker.
Eat shit, bud. Love, Patrick.
by Jebus42 October 21, 2019
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He weird and funny in a stupid way he always touching Carliyonna’s paper and he always trying to dance like her. But he really like ass (After School Snacks) he really in one love with anime. He has a Double chin and a big for head .very annoying and he farts a lot . He said he think and wrestles.
Patrick makes us laugh.
by annoyilrac November 22, 2019
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Someone at my school who i own the rights to.
"hey, Genn! Do you know Patrick?"
"yeah, i own him."
by Thiccboobies December 01, 2019
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patrick isn’t the hottest boy in school however that doesn’t stop him from getting all the girls. he’s funny and easy to confide in. if you tell him a secret he’ll keep it no matter what. He’s smart but he keeps this low key. he’s extremely popular due to his amazing social skills and he’s sure to be seen at every party.
girl 1- “you know patrick?”
girl 2- “of course i do he’s so funny
by tylerfine105 May 01, 2019
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mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)
by MZLady40 December 04, 2019
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A funny ass dude who has nothing to prove, and the founder of the Big Penis Gang "BPG".
Patrick is sooooo cool i wish i was in the BPG
by MR>LIT February 25, 2020
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an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.
omg ur father is such a patrick
by jeekomaje April 15, 2009
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