Patrick

Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.

“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
“What the fuck” - Kathy

by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021

Will Patrick

A dumb cunt no one likes he sucks dick

Will Patrick sucked my penis for a packet of shapes

by Purple dick boy June 9, 2020

Patrick

A red haird boy who died his hair badly that resemble bloody tampon

Look someone left a Patrick on the floor

by Milkcourtst November 5, 2017

Patrick

A funny ass dude who has nothing to prove, and the founder of the Big Penis Gang "BPG".

Patrick is sooooo cool i wish i was in the BPG

by MR>LIT February 25, 2020

Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.

"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"

by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020

Patrick

Someone at my school who i own the rights to.

"hey, Genn! Do you know Patrick?"
"yeah, i own him."

by Thiccboobies December 1, 2019

patrick

an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.

omg ur father is such a patrick

by jeekomaje April 14, 2009