cooter crust

When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.

"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"

Cooter crust

by jgardz07 March 05, 2014

fuck crust

The crunchy goodness that remains on your genitalia after a long night of making love.

You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Pussy Crust

a substance found on the the clitoris when it hasn't been used

Sofia, you have SO MUCH pussy crust it's unbelievable!!!

by mowmylawn June 11, 2016

Crust Scavenger

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.

"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"

by young j swizzy September 11, 2011

crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off

Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.

by MaDD Black January 19, 2011

crust buster

Feet so crusty and busted up.

“Daaammmnn yo look at them crust busters!!”
“I was at my girls house last night about to get my freak on and I pulled them socks off and she was rockin with some crust busters”

by TheKatydid January 29, 2018

A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

by Party Wolf February 07, 2019