Batmanning

To beat someone to the point where if they do not receive medical attention they will soon die.

Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.

by Syzygy21 October 26, 2014

Batman

A variation of the teabag when you hang from somewhere (such as a doorframe) putting your nuts at eye level with the person to be batmanned. You then proceed to place your nuts on the person's head as normal for a teabag.

John totally batmanned Kristen when she walked into the breakroom!

by Crackershinobi June 27, 2009

Batman

A man with mad, wicked skill in pleasing his partner with a multitude of gadgets.

My boyfriend pulled a batman last night with my new vibrator.

by Phedre1972 June 28, 2011

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. June 21, 2008

batmanitis

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

by Max Payne April 15, 2005

The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.

far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle

by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011

Batman

when you give a girl a facial, and you cum in her hair, u stick some of the hair up like batman ears. if there is excess cum, use it to white out her eyes.

i totally batmaned that hoe last night

by huskies12 April 29, 2010