empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

a small fortune

a large amount of money.

"that dusty old painting on the wall could be worth a small fortune"

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024

fortune

a surprisingly high price or amount of money.

"I spent a fortune on drink and drugs"

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024

Fortuneering

The art or process of making wise, strategic decisions that lead to favourable or fortunate outcomes.

I'm fortuneering my fate.

by H.Wicks April 18, 2025

Fortune

A very slimy and cunning person. They are always scheming border- line devious hatcheries, and always keep it to themselves. You might think they are dormant but they always have an agenda.

What that Fortune had planned was slimy and unnoticeable.

by Mansa Zygarde November 23, 2021

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.

"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."

by Wavion November 28, 2023