Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022

Mock

When a person has a giant monster dick/penis/cock

Hey nick.w.g nice mock 😘

by Master cooper gerkin October 1, 2016

mock bottom

A fake, deceptive or mendacious show of poverty.

A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".

by Davis Matthews March 3, 2008

Mocking

I mean... What? Is it "NoT yOuR pRoBlEm"

Hym "I mean, you're the one mocking me. If it weighs on my conscience than why should it not on yours?

by Hym Iam August 8, 2023

Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

by Lvei P March 22, 2022