plasma shit

plasma shit, a way to describe someone that’s too elite for normal descriptions
“that’s some crazy plasma shit.”
by November 04, 2020
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Plasma Shit

A shit you take that is somewhere between liquid and solid
Damn I just took the most disgusting dump. It was a fucking plasma shit man
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shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
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Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex
Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.
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Shit a brick

Tom wants to do anal tonight. I'll shit a brick for days after...
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shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.
My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece
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Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
by SlutMonkee June 01, 2024
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