I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER

This means you are in a cult that worships Zepran, but also that who believe in rightful justice.

"I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER TO STRIKE DOWN MY FOES!" John screamed.

by burito1 May 17, 2022

I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee

I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back

by Rdee_ April 18, 2021

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

I have no idea

Cum

I have no idea about Samantha cumming

by Piss baby loloololololol May 21, 2021

wHiCh I wOn

Explanation to why Louis Tomlinson has a fractured elbow that little smol bean

I had a race yesterday, which I won, which I won!! But I've hurt myself. I have a little fracture on my elbow.

by Larry’s version April 16, 2022

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Ansel i-phone

Anyone who takes excessive photos from their cell phone and thinks they are an artist.

Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.

by Ethel Marie June 6, 2018