shit

a pile of brown stuff

i just shit myself

by wooman123 September 4, 2022

shit and step

(Verb) When one takes a shit then just leaves the toilet without wiping...

How is there no paper in the toilet., but there is a mound of shit? Oh, I guess Katie just did a shit and step...

by Tdime March 2, 2018

Shit Cunt

"Cowboy" or Cam has just proven to be a true low life here in Australia his has proven to be a 'Shit Cunt'

"Cameron Underwood" is a "Shit Cunt" A low life that will eventually always fuck anyone over for Crack - he lives his life as a true crack whore does lie after lie - himself before anyone & anyone for a point. A waste of air to be honest Right.

by Beaudesert Truths December 10, 2022

gotta shit

When you have no choice but to let you're uncontrolled stool escape you're bowels.

At any cost.

Maddawg "Fuck, I gotta shit"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"

by Cherryheals4u November 2, 2020

Shit Sack

The act of defecating into a large sock then tying it and swinging it around. This is commonly used as a powerful weapon.

He hit me with a shit Sack.

by But.why.0_o February 16, 2019

Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.

TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019

Interstate shit distributer

A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.

Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!

Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.

Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!

by Jpizzle2110 August 1, 2020