Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020
Get the this guy, am i rightmug. Blind person: yo dude I just made a giant tv set and it's really cool but I need someone to test it cuz you know
Friend: I see
Blind person: I don't
Friend: I see
Blind person: I don't
by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023
Get the I seemug. An insult worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur brother ur mother", and "ur sister a mister" once this is said to the victim him and all others associated with him implode.
Justin: Ur mom gay
Logan: No u
Justin: ur granny tranny
Logan: aye man calm down
Justin: Fucc u nigga
Justin: Ur niece i feast
Logan: *implodes*
Logan: No u
Justin: ur granny tranny
Logan: aye man calm down
Justin: Fucc u nigga
Justin: Ur niece i feast
Logan: *implodes*
by Asahayta March 19, 2018
Get the Ur niece i feastmug. Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021
Get the Sorry I don't know that onemug. 'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
Get the can i put my ballz in yo jawmug. Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023
Get the I love hot dadsmug. Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025
Get the I saw the face of god and it was weepingmug.