lake shit

when the weather is 80° and not a cloud in sight it’s the perfect day for lake shit

dude it’s the perfect day for some lake shit

by ainslap July 1, 2021

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

CrazyBowser type shit

When something relating to CrazyBowser is mentioned or shown.

"Dude, that was some CrazyBowser type shit."

by Cadio!! May 1, 2022

Shit dam

It is when there is pressure or an air bubble (a fart) holding back a large amount of shit. Once the shit dam breaks it all just fallso out.

Fk man it only took 5 minutes of pushing and squeezing to break that shit dam. Then it all just came out.

by Mr. Impossible June 22, 2016

EAT SHIT

A word when someone either, annoys you or disagrees with you. In that case you tell them to eat shit. They probably got nothing better to do

“Eat Shit”

by Katepalmer May 21, 2022

Level 10 shit

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017