the shit incident

once upon a time, there was kohane and a few others in a groupchat and one day kohane took a fat ass shit and told the groupchat, she then flooded her house with shit and slurped it all

A weeks pass and Nekomaru is her shit leader and shits in ichikas house

"do you guys remember the shit incident?"

"kohane was so wrong for that.."

by maki!! February 11, 2023

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

Shit

1. Feces or fecal matter

2. A swear (usually considered a tame one)

3.The reason u/uTimu loves using urban dictionary

I can't believe this shit, you're always lying you piece of shit

by Table_Scraps_Entertainment February 17, 2023

Shit in hell

When something goes mildly wrong, it feels good to tell it to 'shit in hell'

Fell off a ledge playing Destiny 2... "Oh, shit in hell!"

by Dusk_Cactus February 18, 2023

Shit Pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

You shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific February 18, 2023

No shit sherlock

A sarcastic phrase said when A stupid ass nigga says obvious shit about a certain topic

Bobby:There’s snow outside so it’s gonna be cold
Charlie:….. Yeah No shit Sherlock

by anonymous February 18, 2023

Up-shit

A person whom most people would generally regard as a piece of shit due to their behavior and or demeanor who has some how wormed their way in to an elevated position,

that they have no business being in. Similar to a turd that refuses to be flushed.

"My teacher is such an authoritarian up-shit, how has she not been fired yet? "

"Those cops are a bunch of up-shits"
"The bulk of middle management at my company are up-shits who have been promoted to the point of incompetence, it's absurd "

by pelesiren February 18, 2023