Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Not shit ass hoe

Savanna Michelle Zotter- the 8 lb 4 oz absolute NOTHING ASS TRICK. Pathetic excuse for a human much less a parent.

That not shit ass hoe ain’t worth her weight (and she can’t afford to lose another ounce), so in other words THAT HOE AINT WORTH A PENNY. Pussy big around as a cave n smell musty just like one. Doesn’t give a fuck about her kids, just wants a good ass fucking and then your dick shoved down her throat before her gape even has a chance to close. Straight up gutter slut. Ass to Mouth is her absolute favorite.

by Daddy2you January 13, 2024

Shit fuck whore

A thing shailyn /i says/say when she gets hurt or drops her phone or something

Ahh shit fuck whore my phone screen cracked

by Darthvaderkitty007 November 28, 2018

shred that shit

shred that shit means basically leave that shit alone . stop bringing it up .

aye bro remember when you was at the club that one night and-

naw bro shred that shit . that’s the past

by anonymous6969420420 February 27, 2020

Piece of shit

You. Just you.

Jane: hey reader YOU are the piece of shit, the piece of shit is YOU!

by The coin master July 4, 2020

You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...

Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

shit fuck

when you have truly fucked up

Dan: “ah shit fuck I impregnated my sister.”

by littlepeeweedick November 29, 2019