Network Pimp

A person who adds large numbers of people to their Facebook or Myspace and uses them for one night stands.

Me: Where were you last night?
Ivan Pedroza: Man, I ran into a couple of my bootycalls from facebook.
Me: You fucking Network Pimp!

by Jackmehoffson December 02, 2010

my bad pimp

“my bad pimp” can be said as a sort of apology. if you bump into someone or like kill their dog or something, just use my bad pimp. the second p is almost silent. you have to sound gangsta.

“oh, i didn’t see your cat there! my bad pimp.”

by chickenpoop6690 December 21, 2020

pimp my ride

pimp my ride: a tv show that feels the need to put tv's in every part of the car

you got tv's IN YO BUMPERS
thanks pimp my ride
i always wanted tv's in my steering wheel

by marky mark sucks September 07, 2005

pimp my ride

A slick MTV car show that proves that highly talented people CAN polish a turd. This raises the question "SHOULD someone polish a turd?"

"See that Pimp My Ride where they made that Escort look like a BMW? Them guys are so good they DID polish a turd!"

by KenPone November 08, 2004

Grandmaster pimp daddy

Someone who has all the whores in his pocket and is a major player in the business and knows his street smarts

Person 1: yo nigga, you heard of alim?
Person 2: yeah man, apparantly he's the grandmaster pimp daddy
Person1: woah, that explains all those girls he has then..

by GawdOfRofls December 20, 2010

Pimp my ride

Ebonic for 'Modify my car'

Pimp my ride!
What?

by Gruntus August 11, 2008

pimp my burger

A new burger at Burger King supposed to be invented by the PIMP MY CAR crew.

Some people are that stupid and thought you could go to Burger King, choose a burger and tell them to PIMP IT UP, i.e. More salad or something.

Dumbass.

BIG:" There is a new burger at BK"
Cartgass:"Great, let's go"
Reppuken:"ehmm no, you have to tell them "Pimp my burger" ,you choose an old burger and they pimp it up"
BIG:"..........right" *slaps him*
Cartgass:"Dumbass Reppuken"

by Bari May 07, 2005