Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.

Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.

by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011

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dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

by valkimiko September 14, 2007

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Dick Bullet

When you piss out kidney stones

I had a rough night pissing dick bullets

by m-stallard August 9, 2016

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Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016

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dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

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