tree got planted

An easy deal that a gang has secured, meaning they've transitioned from the seed to tree instantly.

"howd it go wi the plug g"
"Easy dog tree got planted"

"Mapped out this guy gettin played out"

by Alezis August 13, 2018

Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R

If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...

by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022

Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree

Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"

by drfermi April 26, 2021

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014

golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

Pull A Palm Tree

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.

Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?

Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.

Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree

by _Cozmik_ May 2, 2018