dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

by valkimiko September 14, 2007

Dick Bullet

When you piss out kidney stones

I had a rough night pissing dick bullets

by m-stallard August 9, 2016

coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.

Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.

by ol blue November 3, 2015

dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.

Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.

by ChesterTM April 27, 2015

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.

Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick

by Camacamanana March 11, 2010