A mud facial is when after the act of sodomy the guy then takes his penis and slaps his chick in the face, then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the mess.
Dude last night I met this nasty bitch, she wanted me to do something new to her so I gave her a mud facial!
by d3vi0us December 10, 2010
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Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.
by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011
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Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.
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