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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.
Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”
by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025
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Jersey Smore

When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.
I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.
by no_im_bryna January 27, 2019
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jersey burner

When you titty fuck a chick and leave a shit stain on her stomach.
I was titty fucking this chick after I ate tacos and gave her a jersey burner
by Serluke145 July 28, 2014
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Jersey Tango

The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.
Cars doing the Jersey Tango is just an average commute on the Garden State Parkway.
by blkbm January 21, 2024
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Jersey

Very Cool person, caring, funny and she is Very nice person.
Jersey is my friend
by Spikeymikey February 25, 2017
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jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team
Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!
by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023
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