Urban Dick

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.

That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!

by Nictionary April 17, 2015

Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

wee dick

Someone who has been less fortunate in the endowment department.
Someone who's personality is lacking some.

Dont worry its only manny...he's a wee dick.

by welshlegend85 April 4, 2017

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

Dick Mullet

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.

Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!

by TheGang608 February 27, 2015