cobweb dick

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009

Dick hoodie

Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing

Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing

Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!

(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)

by Sushi-bob January 12, 2012

sleight of dick

using your dick to do magic

look at that man's sleight of dick

by Lio messi legend January 25, 2021

Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020

dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

by clint harkwood February 04, 2012

dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

by valkimiko September 05, 2007