by dynes May 4, 2016
Get the fuck tard mug.An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.
by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025
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by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣♀️ April 23, 2018
Get the finsta tards mug.What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
Get the tard pie asshole mug.A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
Get the Carl Tard mug.A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.
by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011
Get the Tard mug.A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019
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