taking a number 81 

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

taking a number 81 by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

taking the rock 

Said by a person in drug rehab

In two weeks, I'll be taking the rock.

taking the rock by LVNILL December 16, 2017

Taking a plunge

taking a big spicy douce that u need to get ready to take a plunge

Excuse me man I have a double spicy beef burrito and soon I'm taking a plunge

Taking a plunge by Jazzy zizzle January 24, 2018

Taking a Linda 

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

Taking a Linda by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Taking the Mickey 

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

Taking the Mickey by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Taking one for the team 

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.

You'd really be taking one for the team man.

Taking one for the team by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018

Taking A Cord 

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

Taking A Cord by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018