buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.

Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

by jett777 July 3, 2017

surprise boobies

when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.

I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.

by pseudoDerek January 29, 2022

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app

The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised

by Commie! December 23, 2023

California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.

"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."

by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012