I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye 

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn 

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you

Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021

can i put my ballz in yo jaw 

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

can i put my ballz in yo jaw by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

the rape that put the rapist in jail 

the rape that put the rapist in jail: essentially the same as another idiom "the straw that broke the camel's back" which describes a bunch of minor problems leading to one huge problem, because of the cumulative effect of small actions.

It was the rape that put the rapist in jail.

the rape that put the rapist in jail by theghostofbilleyriley May 6, 2022

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls 

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

If you put 5 fingers up in a photo 

You have a crazy crush on them and they are a really good skier

Omg "if you put 5 fingers up in a photo". He likes me and I’m an amasing skier

If you put 5 fingers up in a photo by Rangoooooo October 31, 2022

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her 

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her by KT_2x September 28, 2023