by sdwdwwWD February 3, 2019
Get the Purple Picklesmug. The Nickname for the Vikings During the 70's because they crushed most of the teams in the NFL. However did not manage to win a Superbowl.
by T and C Rule! December 1, 2009
Get the Purple People Eatersmug. by RicHARD September 23, 2003
Get the purple helmeted warriormug. So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Fingermug. The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
by Flantari September 30, 2006
Get the purple mushroom bruisemug. On October 20th 2010. You expected to wear purple this day to support gay rights and anti-homophobia. It is supposed to honor the six homosexual men who have killed themselves do to homophobic behavior from their peers. I am pretty sure it was created on Facebook, but I'm not positive.
by Suzles October 21, 2010
Get the Wear Purple Daymug. by darryl February 5, 2003
Get the purple helmet warriormug.