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Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.
Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
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Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
by RD94 November 25, 2021
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Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
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Alabama

The U.S State with one family tree line

The home of Incest & Rednecks

Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird

Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)

Demographics:

70% Redneck
30% Black

Politics: Really Conservative
Alabama Sucks
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
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Alabama Clanker

AI for White Nationalists. Derived from the song “Alabama Nigger” by the late Johnny Rebel, who served as pivotal figure in the White Supremacy Movement in the 1960s.
Alabama Clanker is much more uncensored than Venice AI. It can generate information that is often times racist and political incorrect (and inaccurate like many AI chatbots). It can generate information denying the Holocaust, slavery, and segregation.
by kinghiroichi1 September 8, 2025
mugGet the Alabama Clankermug.

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister
“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp
by The teacher April 15, 2020
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Alabama Poutine

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of cum covered fries” “wait you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine”
by Raymond Somer March 28, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Poutinemug.

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