head monster

Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?

Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM

by Your worst nightmare April 7, 2003

Monster Jam

the biggest bong hit you've ever seen

(Juan-Carlos rips a massívo rip, holds it for like, six seconds, lets out a big huge cloud of smoke)

Ramon- holy frijoles, Juan-Carlos ! that was quite the monster jam ! only now there's none for me, you greedy fuck !

by JrBcnChz June 13, 2010

Smoke Monster

Very large mound of pubic hair.

Dude, I can barely see your cock under there! Yeah, time to trim the old smoke monster.

by silksheets May 25, 2010

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monster Records Studio

Monster Records Studio is an imaginary company that doesn't exist, it's used from babies and children to indicate that they go to play to their imaginary "work"

9 y.o. child: "I'm going to work"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"

by rotondo da sosa November 27, 2022

monster hunter rise

A MASTERPIECE

monster hunter rise is amazing
ikr

by well why urban dictionary March 16, 2021