Meat Scale

A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon

"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."

Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...

DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.

Meat Scale by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008

meat stylus 

Using your finger on a touch sensitive device such as an iPhone in the place of a stylus or other pointing device.

You can use your meat stylus to draw and write on the new iPad.

meat stylus by krankshaft March 12, 2010

Meat Shower 

Meat shower is a phrase that was coined by an accidental predictive texting accident. Is now used to describe mutton, beef and lamb in dresses. Also used in conjunction with pork log, and squirrel nuts.

a.k.a the Lady Gaga meat dress incident

Did you see Lady Gaga in that dress? yeah man looks like she took a meat shower.

Meat Shower by Pork Log October 1, 2010

meat sleeping bag 

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

meat sleeping bag by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013

meat skin 

An insult that one may call someone. Or the foreskin on a peinis.

JEFF: HEY MEAT SKIN .

NERD: ...

meat skin by Wise Russian guy August 25, 2016

Meat sweat 

A word grayson uses which means "When you wake up and theres an imprint of youself in sweat on your bed"

Grayson - ugh today I woke up with the meat sweats
Ethan - ew thats nasty bro

Meat sweat by Samiya_Dolan December 10, 2017

Meat Sweats 

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed- Grayson Dolan 2017

Ethan: What’s up dude

Grayson: I have meat sweats all over my bed ahhhh

Meat Sweats by bitxhgrant December 10, 2017