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Danish Liberation Movement

Semi-clandestine but unformalized movement for the great liberation of the World through the small cookies started in Denmark.
Look at these cookies, dude ..!

Eh, these are Danish Liberation Movement cookies. Sure teste yammy.
by elly2 March 29, 2012
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dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012
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dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012
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wang laser

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.
by SossBoss March 14, 2016
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The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.

If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!
by dangnuggets November 21, 2016
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rainbow laser

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good
by Urbanganga March 17, 2017
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sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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